reasons why I wish I were still living with Kristin McJiggle-Bucket Ill
In response to letting her know about how I’m moving out of the Bedford house (where we used to both live, before she was kicked out):
“can we shit on their porch nooooooooow?”
In response to telling her how stupid I was for getting a brazilian wax the day before my period:
“hah, we’re still cycling together *sighs happily*”
And of course, her brilliant use of the words “asshat” and “douchewagon” in daily conversation.
Let me also take the time to boast about how I always tend to live with extremely talented people. Betsy’s photography: http:://www.betsykershner.com